I’m crying this is so good, quality content right here
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I’m crying this is so good, quality content right here
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“I’m gonna nap right here next to you.”
Dead me and my wife
AWWWWWWWWW
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A very curious octopus.
Watch this and be blessed
Awww bae
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sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs
reblogging for yall bc the shit worked for me lol
Karma will pop me if I don’t
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raccoons and their… little hands
(via giggle)
My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.
The guy said sure.So we decided to leave a nice little note
and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!
oMGGGG
pizza cares
Pizza understands
pizza spelt its own name wrong
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I just spent like 30 seconds straight trying to understand what was so special about “The unthe unthe uthe unhe un”
“The unthe unthe uthe unhe un”
(via giggle)
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IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”
oh man, i love receiving unedited final drafts:
cracks me up every time
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